My good friends know I’m a big Green Lantern fan, and I am always on the lookout for cool Green Lantern accessories I can add to my bag of tricks.
Therefore, it was no surprise to me or my checking account, that when I saw the picture above, I was overjoyed.
YES! Who doesn’t want their Sector 2814 Lantern rocking a big chain machine gun? Instabuy!
It wasn’t until it arrived in the mail and I opened it that I realized it was for this guy:
Opps. BUT, my real life job is largely finding solutions to problems, and this was no different. Why? Because I found out it fit perfectly on this dude’s ring finger:
Don’t get me wrong, mostly when life gives me lemons, I have no choice but to wait for them to rot so I can throw them at people. I can’t even say, “Well at least I learned to check the scale” because I know at some point or another, I’ll make the same mistake again.
What I can say is that every once in a while, Ch’p gets a piece of weaponry.
